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This is the most controversial ranking I've ever seen on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/mQLjgIFZEl

— Criminelle Law (@CriminelleLaw) June 10, 2017

Paddington Bear is a brilliant story about an immigrant trying to find a new home in a strange country. RIP Michael Bond you fantastic human

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 28, 2017

If I look in the mirror and think i'm handsome is that an optical delusion?

— John Archer (@TheArchini) June 28, 2017

How to change someone else's toaster settings:
1. Don't
2. Seriously, leave it alone

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 27, 2017

A reminder: John Major has said this deal with the DUP risks undermining the peace process. May et al happy to take that risk.

— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) June 26, 2017

Theresa May June 2017: "There is no magic money tree"
Theresa May also June 2017: "I have a billion pounds to the first party that help me"

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 26, 2017

20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you.#HarryPotter20

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 26, 2017

This is a great, silly joke, further elevated to brilliance by the replies. And the replies to the replies. https://t.co/gh85YI1RlQ

— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) June 26, 2017

When someone takes five pictures with a drone and stitches them together

(via @Uber_Pix, Essif) pic.twitter.com/tOWM0ttcDt

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 25, 2017

Nick Grimshaw just called Glastonbury "probably the most vegan friendly place on earth!". It's a dairy farm mate.

— Tommy Umami (@thomarcher) June 25, 2017

Wonder if the country is broken? The ruling party gave another party a one billion pound bribe and just voted against giving money to nurses

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 28, 2017

Govt: We must do everything to honour our emergency service workers
Labour:Give them a pay rise
Govt: No we meant the other everything

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) June 28, 2017

🙈 https://t.co/G0LS0XcphP

— Susanna Reid (@susannareid100) June 27, 2017